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Your personal Online Poker Tutor has compiled a list of some long-time favourite quotes regarding the engaging game. I felt it would be nice to take a break from the technical winning online Poker Strategy articles and, for one evening, take a glance at the lighter side of the game. Poker, in all its forms, is, after all, a game... Your personal online poker tutor has compiled a list of some long-time favourite quotes regarding the engaging game of poker. I felt it would be nice to take a break from the technical winning online poker strategy articles and, for one evening, take a glance at the lighter side of the game. Poker, in all its forms, is, after all, a game, and is played by many solely for entertainment, and is beloved for the almost endless pleasure it can provide to casual Amateur poker players. As your online poker tutor, I tend to focus on the serious aspects of the game such as how to win at poker, how to Bluff in poker, how to make money playing online poker, and so on, but in this discussion we will just remember some colourful and amusing remarks about my favourite game. We will start with my five favourite quotes, courtesy of you personal online poker tutor!!! Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser. -- Stu Ungar (Your online poker tutor asks readers to honour the memory of this legend for his abilities, not his shortcomings.)
It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep money. -- Canada Bill Jones
The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation. -- Benny Binion
Aces are larger than life and greater than mountains. -- Mike Caro
The following quote is one of the most inspirational I have ever heard. While it does not refer to card games, your friendly online poker tutor felt it appropriate to share as I feel you will enjoy it.
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take." --Wayne Gretzky
Most of the remaining quotes are humorous and light-hearted, and worth a laugh, compiled by your online poker tutor!
Poker is generally reckoned to be America's second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer. -- Alfred Alvarez
The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing. -- Nick The Greek
They say poker is a zero-sum game. It must be, because every time I play my sum ends up zero. -- Max Shapiro
The game exemplifies the worst aspects of capitalism that have made our country so great. -- Walter Matthau
Life is too long to play bad cards. -- Frank Di Elsi
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards. -- The late George Carlin (R.I.P.)
Hold'em is to to stud and draw what chess is to checkers. -- Johnny Moss, 3x World Champion
Jackpot stashed in a pinata!!! --L337 NUB, Online Poker Tutor
There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about poker. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of poker, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species. -- Mark Twain
I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I did, and thank you to all our readers for visiting!!! --Your online poker tutor
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L337 NUB, your friendly online poker tutor!!!
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